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Mantrum

Being irrational and angry for no reason, and throwing a male tantrum...as only a man can.
John couldn't lift his television by himself, so he threw a mantrum and then the TV into the dumpster.
by Doorman Diaries August 23, 2008
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burn a mattress

What one does in East Tennessee when a beloved football coach leaves for a better job at another school. It is an
expression of grief and is done to relieve frustration and anger. The custom is thought to have originated during the American Civil War when citizens would burn the mattresses of

departing soldiers to free the mattresses from lice.
Lane Kiffin's done gone to California. I'm so mad I'm gonna go out here in front of my trailer and burn a mattress!
by Elmoe1 February 1, 2010
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mantrum

A mantrum is a tantrum which, quite similar to a small child, is when a man (who thinks he's intimidating but is really just really fat and completely arrogant) doesn't get his way.
Not unlike a child who has a tantrum over spilt milk, a mantrum is when a grown adult cries over a vehicle that was lost because of repossession because he doesn't pay the note, or when a man cries because his wife left him for a woman. It's when a grown man is being weepy because he's lost control over everything he's fought so hard to control and feels it necessary to cry on the floor, like a bitty child in the market, to get his way.
by yourlife sucks August 14, 2013
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maitrayee

She is the most loving and caring person you'll ever find. Her heart is tender and strong at the same time. No Matter how cute she might, no one's as wild as her in bed. She's kind, smart and has a nice ass.
There's no other like Maitrayee.
by 69Anonymous June 4, 2019
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St. Mattress by the Springs

Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.

The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.

What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".
Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?

Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.
by BeezerKR May 2, 2010
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mantrum

When a grown ass man decides to throw a temper tantrum.
Girl, what's up with Chris tonight?

Girl, you know he has these mantrums from time to time. Just buy him a cookie, maybe he'll stop.
by qmillionaire November 9, 2011
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mantrum

A long, boring drawn out expression of rage the human male expresses when he notices that life and the world didn't give him what he deserves, such as the perfect career, car, life, etc. Sometimes starts as young as 25, generally crops up when the late 30s are reached - either expressed in annoying (to women) outbursts of rage and self-pity or (equally annoying to women) a red convertible.

See: making an ass of oneself.
"When Ronnie reached the age of 45, he realized that he wasn't going to be a rock star genius super hero fireman with six pack abs and thick, curly hair, so after raging at the people around him for what he didn't have instead of appreciating what he did have (a paid for house, a dog that loved him, a wife and kids who worshiped him, and an IRA), Ronnie threw a mantrum: he divorced his wife, bought an expensive toupee, a corset, a red sports car, and a barely legal blonde."
by oone July 14, 2009
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