Marmol

1. Bodily waste of black color that is incredibly toxic. If put into play it can manage to turn a simple win into a complete train wreck.
2. The act of taking a dump. See also shit.
3. Chicago Cubs' worst closer.

1. I took a massive Marmol yesterday in my apartment. It smelled for 5 days straight.
2. You really Marmoled this assignment up. I would fire you if we didn't have a Marmol contract with you.

by Soccerfan11 June 16, 2013

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

dropping the magnolia

When a caucasian person has sex with an African-American person for the first time.

Last Saturday night, Helen wound up dropping the magnolia after a night out in the French Quarter in New Orleans.

by CJ Robertson November 26, 2006

Markolepsy

A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.

Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?

Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......

Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!

Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....

by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011

Mariolivia

M.J. are her initials but she gots nothing on Michael Jackson. She looks like Popeye's girlfriend, Olive Oyl. She's a girl with luscious gold locks who can't wear crop tops due to her height. Always has to crouch down to take pictures with her 4'11'' cousin so they both look average size. You can't comment on her feet, because she'll think she's the evil step sisters from Cinderella. Don't get her started with Shrek, because she'll think she's Princess Fiona and start kissing walls pretending it's her Prince Charming.

Mariolivia has killer chill skills.

"Mary-Olivia"

by Annoying. February 9, 2018

Marzolini

Another word for Marzipan

Man! Do I want some Marzolini!

by JoeTheRoe January 21, 2021

marjolène

A Marjolène is a name defining a awesome girl. They usually are tall and love to fangirl about BTS. This particular name is unique and every person that has this name is cool.

Person 1: « Look it’s the tall cool girl, what’s her name? »
Person 2: « it’s the Marjolène girl, with the unique name »

by Tazing11 March 18, 2021