Mandemic

When baby boys start being born with 3 or more penises

He fucked 3 times harder than ever before, it's a mandemic!

by Sammy Skitz Alvarez April 14, 2021

mandem

just say it it separately, like 'man - dem' and then you'll basically understand.

Junior: ayo look its mandem innih
Tom the white man: what?

by cloudii the nigga June 23, 2021

Mandem

Mandem aint no gays on a tandem. Its a group og homies having a real good time. Why do you think all the Grime rappers use Mandem in their songs.

«All of my Mandem move so foul» - Stormzy

«When you see the Mandem selling out welmbly» - Skepta
«My Mandem will have your Mandem om the ropes» - Dave

by Young Zilean March 30, 2019

Mandem

Not an English/ British term, more of a mongol slang for a mate.

Bled, check out mandem they is rizzin dat bare pissy right dere.

Alternative:

Hello Timothy, do you see that fellow over there by the park bench? He seems to be chatting up my sister in law Barbara.

by Man sized Jack May 26, 2024

Mandem in tandem

The act of men (mandem) performing a cheeky bum bum from behind (in tandem).

Howard and Ross love to go mandem in tandem while cottaging.

by thos_Beans August 10, 2023

True mandem

A true mandem is someone who let's the other mandem clap their cheeks

1-There's a new true mandem at school
2-Ya u met them in the bathroom yesterday
1-Imma go today

by Rendev June 3, 2022

Mandemic

negative, life threatening, irreversible, damage to mankind, prevalent over a whole country or the world, caused by unteathered population growth of humans.

The mandemic, if not managed will cause…

1. Depletion of Natural Resources
2. Degradation of Environment
3. Faster Climate Change
4. Water Shortage
5. Rise in Unemployment
6. High Cost of Living
7. Pandemics and Epidemics

8. Conflicts and Wars
9. Malnutrition, Starvation and Famine
10. Lower Life Expectancy
11. Increased Intensive Farming
12. Extinction

by Mad501 February 2, 2022