Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"

by PookieBear123 November 16, 2018

Dirty Malachi

When a man gets pegged while listening to black metal

God I'm SO ready to get a Dirty Malachi later

by DirtyMalachi March 31, 2020

Dirty malachi

Beat the fuck off

I’m bouta dirty malachi bro

by Niggaballs538191 October 10, 2021

Malachi Crunch

Whe a mans head gets in between 2 vaginas and they smash against his head til they both cum

Justin got Malachi Crunched by Melissa and Naomi.

by Justin Urmouth December 28, 2018

Malachi mamea

Retarded black kid that has a small penis

Hey Malachi Mamea

by Malachi mamea February 6, 2019

malachi holder

Ugly ASS NIGGA MALACHI HOLDER
Ewwwwww solo ugly

Uglyy ewwww Malachi holder

by Francis Strongberg May 14, 2018

Malachy

Malachy, an attractive guy who has a great smile. He loves wearing hats and especially flannels. He is kind, gentle, caring, and compassionate to whoever he meets and knows. You smile whenever he walks into the room and he makes your day brighter. He loves his family and friends and is a great boyfriend. Malachy is a keeper.

Person 1: He's so nice! What's his name?
Person 2: Oh, he must be Malachy.

by a_girl_who_likes_guys November 24, 2021