The Maguire Two Man

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!

“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin”

by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025

Harry Maguire

The Goat of football 🐐. People say that Jude bellingham or vini jr should win the ballon d'or BUT NO, the real goat Harry Maguire is the one who deserved it all along.

1: "tf are you even blabbering about the real goat of football are penaldo and pessi"
2: "stfu the real goat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"

by Pessidoggyispinished July 12, 2024

Maguire

Someone so shit at football that they score multiple own goals

That boy Prince is such a Maguire

by Iswallowcomewouldjablowme May 16, 2023

National Maguire day

A day created to celebrate Tobey Maguires legacy as spiderman

May 3rd

Me-Did you look at the date today

Mr.Tunawombocombo- No

Me- it's national Maguire day

by Canibinoid420 November 2, 2021

Maguire

The most expensive fridge in the world that can’t even chill anything.

I can’t believe you wasted that much money on Maguire

by Blackboykelly March 12, 2022

Maguire

1. Harry Maguire

2. a last name

Harry Maguire is a fucking slab-head

by Creasmcdhncf September 9, 2023

Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

by scunnydelight June 15, 2022