A heightened meditative state whereby the subject is able to mentally reject all logical and reasonable sources of danger without regard to actual threat. Though not actually effective, the subject can employ tactics of denial and rejection to achieve a 7% successful outcome. These numbers cannot be fully substantiated however since survivors who use this method for self defense are hard to locate.
As a convicted felon, Donald was not permitted to own a firearm and therefore used Mag Grava to defend himself against the armed wig bandits. Services will be held next Tuesday at the Temple of our Holy Shinola.
by ImWithHer April 17, 2016
by NSP81 August 27, 2007
After dumping her 10th boyfriend who din't have a job and was cheating on her, Cindy realized she was a douchbag mag
by hizzlemodizzle June 21, 2009
shortened from 'getting maggot' a New Zealand coloquialism for getting intoxicated/drunk.
'getting mag' means to get drunk.
Other variations could include, but are not limited to;
- get mag
- getting fully mag
- getting on the mag
- hitting the mag
'getting mag' means to get drunk.
Other variations could include, but are not limited to;
- get mag
- getting fully mag
- getting on the mag
- hitting the mag
by fully mag August 23, 2007
genre of reading material that sits just below porn and to the right of music monthlies at your corner shop, usually featuring a bint with large assets on the front cover. It assumes (correctly) that its target audience cares only for cars, tits, lager and casual sexism, in approximately that order.
by Parsefone April 29, 2007
When a dude jacks off, he either watches some porn/magazines or he looks at his spank mag.
a spank mag is like all these visions in your head of hot action you've seen, or people you know or have seen that you can totally picture naked or in some sort of sexual fantasy and this is what you choke your chicken too.
every guy's done it but this is the actual word for it
spank mag is commonly used if you see a hot chick you yell "SPANK MAG!" this means u can totally picture this chick naked and totally wanna wack to it
a spank mag is like all these visions in your head of hot action you've seen, or people you know or have seen that you can totally picture naked or in some sort of sexual fantasy and this is what you choke your chicken too.
every guy's done it but this is the actual word for it
spank mag is commonly used if you see a hot chick you yell "SPANK MAG!" this means u can totally picture this chick naked and totally wanna wack to it
"Dude, i was checkin out my spank mag last night and your mom was in it bro, and she was totally suckin my wang..."
(hot chick walks by) "Dude, this chick is TOTALLY goin in my spank mag."
(hot chick walks by) "Dude, this chick is TOTALLY goin in my spank mag."
by alecisaplaya March 06, 2009
by N!(K February 02, 2008