A female who, after drinking cheap whiskey, curses you by the microwave just before scurrying to the bathroom to answer her old dopeman she used to blow who is calling from an upstate prison.
her: Can you buy me a bottle?
him: Why so you can turn into a loyal laura?
or: Damn i married a loyal laura !!!
him: Why so you can turn into a loyal laura?
or: Damn i married a loyal laura !!!
by mywifeisashy December 8, 2018

by wonwoo’s hoe December 28, 2017

(phrase) A personality trait that consistently chooses mates unwisely, but is loyal despite their faults.
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