Bangkok Lollipop

A lollipop or other piece of candy that has been inserted up one's ass and then shit out hours or even days later.

Ed vomited profusely when he discovered that the piece of candy his father had given him turned out to be a Bangkok Lollipop.

by ADiZZleDonKEY July 17, 2009

Lollipop

The art of giving a blow job vigorously. AKA: Rubbernecking.

Dude, she totally lollipopped me in the parking lot!

by The Central Scrutinizer October 9, 2008

fish lollipop

If you have sex with your girlfriend, then withdraw and ask her to give you a blow job, she will taste her own flavour when she sucks your penis. This is known as a fish lollipop.

I feel sorry for those girls who don't wash down below then have a fish lollipop during sex...

by Pete November 1, 2004

lollipop hammer

A lollipop hammer is a dick with a large mushroom head that when erect is used to bash someone in the face with, usually during oral intercourse.

"Tom whacked his lollipop hammer all over Amy's face, before she licked it to completion."

by chaunpop January 2, 2014

Pink Lollipop

When you suck on a male's dick long enough it turns pink

"I'm gonna give you pink lollipop tonight."

by HydraLegendz January 7, 2016

Lollipop Balls

While in the middle of receiving fellatio excellence, your smashpiece places your balls in their mouth, sucks them and pulls until they break the suction creating a "pop" sound.

Right as I was about to cum, Snooki gave me lollipop balls and I shot like a sniper.

by the real Jewcy September 9, 2015

Lichtensteiner lollipop

a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.

Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!

wait- then shouldn't you be dead?

Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.

by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010