LMAO

an acronym for "Launching Missiles At Orphanages"

PARENTS KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR CHILD IF YOU SEE THEM USE THIS ACRONYM IN TEXT

Person 1: Wanna go LMAO today
Person 2: it's gonna be my first time doing it lets hope i don't get caught, but how are we gonna get the missiles
Person 1: don't worry i know a guy

by JaydynS07 October 5, 2020

LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off. Yes, it's as sad as that.

OMG, bro that was so funny! LMAO!

by dan-cjrh May 25, 2015

LMAO

L=Laughing
M=My
A=Ass
O=Off

Could also mean Lick My Ass Out.

Person 1: Good one! LMAO
Person 2: You want me to lick your ass out?

by sbwild88 November 9, 2012

Lmaoing

The act of actively laughing your ass off

He was too funny I was LMAOing !

by Jaduong kambuta August 4, 2014

LMAO

Lmao (in text messages) usually stands for laughing my ass off.

Person1:OMG did u see how mr Pierson slipped today

Person2:yeah lmao

by Certi_kinnggzzzz January 28, 2019

no lmao

When you're name is Bryan Lemus and you ask out a girl and she says "no lmao" aka she doesn't like you dawg, you are fucked.

Juan "Would you ever wife up Bryan Lemus?"
Dulce "no lmao"

by FranklinPham February 14, 2018

LMAO

Lettuce mayonnaise and onions.

Commonly used while ordering food.

McDonald's worker: can I take your order

Jeremy: double cheeze burger with LMAO

McDonald's worker: whats funny

by Bebby_b July 21, 2019