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Lurking Lingerer

A person who stalks or makes another person feel uncomfortable by there mere presence in a room
Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.
by Dan The Dish June 25, 2010
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Lingerability

When a fart stays longer then necessary because of a reluctance to leave and has imbedded itself into your fibers
Lou’s fart has such lingerability that he could taste it in his tonsils.
by Mamacass November 7, 2020
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et linger

The shit covered toilet paper that sticks to your butthair.
I went to re wipe my ass only to find an et linger stuck to my ass hairs.
by Tangtamer November 23, 2023
mugGet the et lingermug.

lingerer

1. The sneeze that you always feel that tickles, and you make an entire 'sneezing' face but it doesn't come out so you have to repeat the process several times before it says 'Fuck this.' and finally gets out.
'If there's one thing I hate more than ads, it's lingerers.'
by fucking dick November 14, 2014
mugGet the lingerermug.

Linger

When you get fucked in the ass so hard you start to cum and shit at the same time
WTF!? DID YOU JUST LINGER
by Liam has a brain July 6, 2021
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lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.
Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.
by QuacksO June 21, 2018
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Linger

when your defecating and the shit hangs on for dear life onto your anus
Jeffery: “That linger hung onto my anus and smacked me in the baalls.”
by Yee yee121 July 9, 2019
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