science lesson

the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Lesson plan

This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen

Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”

New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”

Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”

by Cucumbro January 16, 2021

object lesson

A pretentious and usually insulting or moralizing way for self-absorbed, pseudointellectual people to say "an example to live by."

That douchebag professor just flunked me for plagerizing my paper. He said "Let your failure be an object lesson for your future efforts to decieve."

by g-worder October 26, 2016

lesson

it means you dont need to do it because your smart

i need lesson

by thrfthef December 3, 2020

Sailor Lesson

A way to tell someone to kill themselves without telling them to kill themselves, it is a lesson on tying a noose.

Damn i wanna give Mya a ***sailor lesson*** sometimes

by minegeknsgdksd May 15, 2024

Art Lesson

Use in place of asking a prostitute how much for sex

Hey Sally what is your rate for an “Art Lesson”?

by Xlnc1968 December 11, 2019

Lesson plan

Cheating. Oral sex.

Today’s been stressful and I still have to finish up a lesson plan.

by Abcd0921 January 13, 2021