mi llamo es la leche

A special way to tell spanish people that you’re fucking retarded.
LITERAL TRANSLATION: “My name is the milk.”

You: ¡Hola, mi llamo es la leche!
Kid: I don’t speak Spanish you fucking racist pig i’ll kill your entire family inaudible Mexican noises...

by Cringy7yearold June 20, 2019

wi-fi leech

A person who, lacking their own wireless internet, connects to a neighbor's wi-fi connection to access the internet.

Rob was known throughout the neighborhood as a wi-fi leech. His neighbors always used cable modems when he was home.

by fishsicles January 12, 2008

lecher

Somewhere between a flirt and a perv, a lecher is both better looking than a perv and slightly more blunt/less deceptivly sensitive than a flirt. To see what is meant by deceptively sensitive, see, "10 things you don't know about men."

Non-sexually oppressed men from the ages of 15-23.

NOTE: NO inuyasha references.

by Macadaciouse September 8, 2004

Penis leach

Some one who sucks a lot of penis. Who is basically feeding off of it.

That Girl is a Penis leach.

by Bittinkittin November 10, 2004

leche

Spanish slang for cum, semen, load

(At Don Lupe's Stored doing some albures)
Don Lupe: eh wey saca la leche del refri
Chubby: Ah chingao saquela usted a ver

by arielrock May 16, 2010

lech

abbreviation of lecher. Generally used as an exclamation or an insult.

"You're such a lech!" (said to a young man who is trying to look up one's skirt)

by Shelly Webster January 24, 2005

leche de mipalo

Ejaculation, man's milk, pipi juice

Maria doesn't like the taste of leche de mipalo, however her sister Tiffany could drink a gallon a day.

The spanish desert "Tres Leches" is made from leche de vaca, leche evaporada, and leche de mipalo. This is always served with a chilled fork and topped of with a nice merangue topping.

by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008