Gay Laundry

When you and your male friends all cum in each other’s socks and then wear them to jerk each other off.

It’s a common occurrence for the men in the United Nations to have some Gay Laundry.

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten

"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"

by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013

laundry hell

Laundry hell is a laundry situation that has gotten utterly out of control. Huge piles of laundry are in every room. Sometimes even renting a small trailer in order to haul all of the laundry off to the laundry mat seems to be in order. During an extreme case a person could run an entire town out of quarters before it is over.

I've got so much laundry to do I feel like I've died and gone to laundry hell.

by Challbaby82 June 20, 2016

Laundry Chute

Getting rid of a drunk girl by putting her in an elevator and pressing the lobby button.

Dude 1: Where is Brittany?
Dude 2: I'm pretty sure that Dale laundry chuted her.

Dude: Ugh, Patricia is being mad annoying. I'm gonna laundry chute that bitch.

by AlyB December 2, 2019

laundry noam

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.

the laundry noam stole all of my socks!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Dropped The Laundry

1) The act of being extremely enraged about an occurance, generally pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

2) The act of accidentally viewing something which the viewer was not necessarily meant to see, again, usually pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

1) Jack: Adam, why are you grounded?

Adam: My mom dropped the laundry when she found out about my poor grades.

2) Tom: Albert, why do you have that horrified look on your face?

Albert: Dude, I dropped the laundry on my mom and the milk man last night.

by Mr. Bearr February 15, 2010

Laundry Quarters

When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.

Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.

TRANSLATION:

Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.

by Jerkis March 28, 2009