n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys
(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)
B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)
C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz
B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.
Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
by The lolsnap crapple top April 11, 2015
In some closed communitys centered around building games such as "Kerbal Space Programm" and "City Skylines", a Kraken is a bug/glitch that randomly appears and fucks everything up.
Much like the Kraken from mythology, it comes and goes without leaving much behind where it worked its destructive power.
Much like the Kraken from mythology, it comes and goes without leaving much behind where it worked its destructive power.
by Feathergreen November 29, 2018
It's norwegian
ITS A BIG SCARY CREATURE
U can literally define it by its tentacles
Its a folklore ( sad) :
ITS A BIG SCARY CREATURE
U can literally define it by its tentacles
Its a folklore ( sad) :
by BARK July 02, 2022
it is often descibed as a giant octopus. The Kraken is a fiction creature it might have existed way back then but cause of no research it is fiction. people on youtube use it to scam little kids
OMG guys MY SCREEN IS SHAKING IT IS THE FORNITE KRAKEN EVENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW GUYS. MY SCREEN IS LITTERATLY SHAKING
by LoserMakesJokes May 21, 2020
A Kraken is a highly aggressive highly dominant sub species of ”Karen.” Only a Kraken is on a substantial amount psychoactive medications that act as a ipso facto form of crack cocaine. In short, a Kraken is a “Karen on crack.”
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
by Samurai_Jack$ September 28, 2020