Kitten

An adorable rape doll that you just can't resist.
Alex: Look at my kitten!!
Cody: What kitte- holy shiznet, that rape doll is cute!
*Steals it and rapes it*
by xx0numb0xx August 12, 2010
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the cutest living thing on the earth commonly asked for by little girls. you say no and you crush their dreams
aw! mommy can i get that one! i want THAT kitten!!pretty please please please please please ...
haha lol dude! im just KITTEN around!!!
by Kitten_&_Rainbow_Girl31 October 06, 2015
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Applied to women who act young Immature and naive usually in between the ages of 18 and 21. Kittens are impulsive, easily jealous, immature (and still squeal in delight like a little school child).

Normally you will find a kitten will attach herself to a older man. Kittens love to attach themselves onto college seniors, college grads, but mostly middle aged men. (those in the Transition of a midlife crisis, married, or bachelor)
did you see that kitten in that coffee shop! Sittin on her guys lap like some high schooler.
and did you see her guy, hes gotta be twice his age
by Theamazinggeek May 12, 2015
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i love his kitten
by ketaminelover69 May 22, 2021
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any living thing. kitten can be used as an affectionate exclamation in recognition of any perception of a living thing.
a friend brings over their new puppy, immediately as they walk into the door, resident exclaims,

"kitten!"

while watching a movie, a bear appears, viewer exclaims,

"kitten!"

a dear friend enters the room, they are greeted,

"herro kitten!"

while walking down the street, a cochroach crawls by, observer exclames,

"kitten!"
(note: typically kitten refers to animals that are considered to be somewhat cute, however, in some cases, kitten can be used to refer to less cute animals as an attempt at humor.)
by bilonious monk November 24, 2007
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Skinny young gay gentlemen with body hair and more passive. Usually around the ages or 18- 25. They have a similar body style to a twink, except for the body hair. Other differences from twinks include potential for intelligence, less bitchy, and less likely to be seen in a club.
They are similar to pups, but more passive. They are more likely to become otters when older instead of wolves or bears.
Every time I go to a club it's just full of dumb twinks, I wish there were more kittens.
by erkman1 March 21, 2013
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by bbbbb July 09, 2005
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