His cock his not his own he's just the keeper of your cock ,he's looking after it for you, and when he's back in your company he hands it back to you 🐱
by KezaBash November 3, 2020
Get the cocky keepermug. Exactly the opposite of a drug dealer.
A keeper awayer will prevent people to think of you as a drug addict and keep drug dealers in a safe distance.
They will never, ever be the one that sells you drugs. Ever.
A keeper awayer will prevent people to think of you as a drug addict and keep drug dealers in a safe distance.
They will never, ever be the one that sells you drugs. Ever.
by Namadolan July 8, 2019
Get the keeper awayermug. The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.
"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
by Vri May 12, 2010
Get the Drunk-keepermug. "Megan, back in the day girls who were one and done were called easy keepers," said John after she was drunk off one Mike's.
by One&done August 17, 2008
Get the Easy keepermug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".
Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.
by FAWKGIRL January 10, 2014
Get the bottom keepermug.