kaya

a person who lies too much and is an active discordian doing anything to gain promotions,
If she gets in trouble for yelling at someone she blames it on her period

staff: Why did you call them stupid in a ticket?
kaya: sorry im on my period

by discordiankaya January 8, 2022

kaya appreciation day

appreciate kaya because kayas are great. if you don’t appreciate kaya then you are not fun.

“its kaya appreciation day”
“wait fr?”
“yes, now go appreciate kaya”

by vcat_ May 28, 2022

Kaya

Ganja, Kush, Weed; Slang for Cannabis joint.

Song : Bob Marley - Kaya

...Wake up and turn I loose
For the rain is falling

Got to have kaya now
Got to have kaya now
Got to have kaya now

For the rain is falling

I'm so high, I even touch the sky
Above the falling rain
I feel so good in my neighbourhood

by C. Kermit May 25, 2021

Kaya

The most perfect person you’ll ever meet, she’s extremely smart, pretty and funny. She always knows how to lighten the mood and makes the worst days to the best. If you have a Kaya in your life you’re genuinely a lucky person, shes a one in a million. She also isn’t scared to express her opinions and will never let you down.

Yo bruv you met the new girl Kaya?
Yeahhh shes so cool i really like her.

by a not so secret admirer August 23, 2022

kaya

some turkish dude who only has one use of his zues

kaya: MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!! MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!! MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!! MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!! MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!!
FIN: how many uses does your zues have
brandon: does your zues have a finite amount of uses
toby: let me use your zues
sam: im gonna zues all over your use
alfred: ...

kaya: GUYS GUYS GUYS MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!!

by cheemsit December 11, 2024

Kaya

Kaya is the greatest person on earth.
Everyone loves her especially the boys.
She is extremely ambitious, stubborn and creative.
Also she is funny and sporty.
She is extremely good looking and especially her eyes are sooo fucking pretty.
She is the best girlfriend that you can ever have.

Boy: I wish Kaya is my girlfriend 🥰
Other Boy: Oh man everybody wishes it.

by Yves Baby November 22, 2021

Kaya

Kaya is the most amazing best friend and girl friend one could ever ask for. She is beautiful, funny, kind, and talented even when she doesn’t see it. She is an over all wonderful person who deserves the world :)

The one over there in the bright sweater! That’s Kaya.

by Ani Bannani January 30, 2022