kaitlin and carrington

Kaitlin and carrington are bad ass bitches.

Wow. Thats kaitlin and carrington theyre so cool.

by Bigbootybowwow August 5, 2017

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Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire

Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*

by Desbrett November 25, 2018

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The Kaitlin

Dipping your balls on a convertible toy car and taking them for a ride.

My balls were sweaty, so I busted the Kaitlin to dry them off.

by ScrewyLuie July 11, 2019

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Kaitlin

A bitchy mother her keeps her the kids away from their farther. Has bags under her eyes , likes to talk shit likes to date bald men name Erik so she feels better about her self behind knocked up by a bald guy.

Kaitlin is a bitch

by Kimberly cadence August 22, 2022

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