douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021

Meat Kabob

A meat kabob is a trend where you get all your friends that are guys and stack on eachother using your fat meaty cocks

Dude you should've came to the meat kabob party last night

by fagblaster3000 January 20, 2022

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 22, 2023

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Shush Kabob

Inserting one penis into someones mouth in order to stop them from talking.

If she doesn't shut-up, she's getting a Shush Kabob.

by Queafer September 12, 2013

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 03, 2019