Jonah 

A skinny and introverted person, who generally opens up when you meet him. Only watches the dankest and spiciest memes. Will sometimes say the gayest or most retarded shit without noticing it. Can be an asshole at times, and is not afraid to insult people when he needs to, but he will generally be a nice person. Don't get too attached tho, because he has the smallest micropenis.

Person 1: that skinny ass blonde kid ran into class screaming "Poland Can Into Space"

Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself

Jonah by polishgay December 11, 2019

Jonah 

A tall guy with a tiny penis. Always looks down at guys' crotches and gets erect. A homosexual tranny. A true sped monkey.

That guy is such a Jonah

Jonah by Jewlover86 January 3, 2019

Jonah 

A ugly piece of shit , Ugly and mean

Ewe it Jonah, I hate him

Jonah by Con Reagel November 22, 2019

Jonah 

A man who just goes on living to avoid disappointing his loved ones. A total douchebag and a massive cunt.

Example:

P1: "Wow, look at that guy."

P2: "Yeah, he's a real Jonah."

P3: "Definitely, what a freaking Jonah."

Jonah by NotReeder69 January 9, 2021

Jonah 

Jonah…. He seems great and loving caring but …. Lest be real heirs a hoe …. Now he could be nice, all I am saying is Jonah's … sweet talk a lot of girls … girls who think they think are easy to get at witch is every girl to them. You see this man will act like an boy …. He’s set in ways with daddy and moody issues that cause them anger witch is taking out on you , he will hit on your friends too …. Lie to your face even though everyone, his friends, your people’s told you he’s been leading you on , cheating however , Jonah will dine it .

Jonah is an cheater

Jonah by Rose m. R October 17, 2021

Jonah 

Gay dude

Jonah is gay

Jonah by picti April 25, 2019

Jonah 

A Chinese Jew with the mental capacity of a rabid, shellshocked hedgehog. Other qualities that a "Jonah" might posses are being extremely racist and violent.

My parents hate Jonah.
Jonahs make good pets when they're not let inside.

Jonah by PenisesMilks January 25, 2016