jib

A jib is the person who comes in and steals your girlfriend after you've just recently broken up. Generally, a jib is an ape-like sub-being, the opposite of yourself.

Looks like there's a jib with hairy knuckles in the room with Mike and Patty; Mike doesn't look too impressed.

by Martin Forsiple November 26, 2006

Jibs

jibs, noun; The part of the body that surrounds the mouth, also known as the lips.

"He was pissing me off, so I punched him right in his jibs"

"She wouldn't shut up, so I stuck it in her jibs"

"Hold me closer/Tiny jibs"

by Glen Tennis, Vlad Spenkmihov March 1, 2009

jib

The part of the cigarette that is left over from rolling a spliff, usualy under half with the filter still attached.

im running low on bakky, you got any jibs?

by Azz420 August 13, 2006

jib

1. jib (Verb) To lightly ridicule in a humourous and friendly or well meaning way. A familiar Salopian concept.
Should be used with extreme caution. Experience has shown that many people do not understand the concept of jib and as a result friendships can be broken.

2. jibby (adjective) a person of statement that displays jib.

"Why did she stress when i called her a gash-eater? It was just a bit of jib!"

Sorry I called your mum a worn-out shoe last night, I get a tad jibby after a few ales lad.

by ginga from Salop June 26, 2006

jib

swerve, avoid

I decided to jib off all work

by S.j.liddle November 24, 2003

Jib

The word jib is used as a reference to a girl that is younger than you that you would like to get with. You could also say jibbing indicating that you were looking for a jib.

"Look at that jib over there"
"Lets go jibbing"

by fuhhufdhuf July 14, 2012

Jibbed

to awake from sleep extremely hungover the morning after intense consumption of alcohol.

"After drinking three 40's of Bud and a half a bottle of Groppa, I woke up feeling like crap... then I thought to myself... "I'm jibbed."

by Colonel Biff May 12, 2009