A girl named Jessica. A Mexican that we call " the mexican" . A girl who thinks she is the prettiest and thinks all girls hate on her because of that. A girl that can heal others or so she says. A girl who thinks everything is about her and can lie to friends. A girls who Carrie's her vibrator in her purse or her pusS and pulls it out and uses it ANYTIME even though she knows it's out of line. Even around kids .
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She was such a Jess last night.
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A person who loves chicken nuggets and hates it when you touch her feet with yours. One time Emily tried to play footsie with her and the Jess stabbed her with her long grey gradient nails. Jess gets all the guys and always needs a shit. She also smells like a mixture between old grannies and fat sweatie farts. Don't trust her around your dog as she has a fetish for fluffy ears and will mess with them.
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