Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?
by Euan Haines April 22, 2024
From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
by Lavynia April 02, 2018
Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.
by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020
When I first saw you, something changed. I
seen what true happiness looks like. I also saw
my future. And now, every time I look at you, I
see my world, my everything, my past present
and future. I see everything I want. You are my
everything. You are my world. You are
constantly in my mind. You know how to
brighten up my day just by saying hi. You are
the most amazing friend . Ur my ex but nothing would stop me from nott loving you. I could ever want.
You've truly made me happier than I thought I
could be. I am so in love with you. And the best
part is, I fall in love with you more and more
every day and with every word you say. You've
helped me do things I never thought I could
do. You've helped me be happy. You've helped
pick me up. You've helped cheer me up. You've
helped show me what love really is. You've
helped with so much more too. I could be here
for the next week saying everything you've
done and helped me. I love you so much. So
much more than I could ever explain. So much
more than you will ever know. Actually mean
so much to me. I wouldn't trade you for
anything.
seen what true happiness looks like. I also saw
my future. And now, every time I look at you, I
see my world, my everything, my past present
and future. I see everything I want. You are my
everything. You are my world. You are
constantly in my mind. You know how to
brighten up my day just by saying hi. You are
the most amazing friend . Ur my ex but nothing would stop me from nott loving you. I could ever want.
You've truly made me happier than I thought I
could be. I am so in love with you. And the best
part is, I fall in love with you more and more
every day and with every word you say. You've
helped me do things I never thought I could
do. You've helped me be happy. You've helped
pick me up. You've helped cheer me up. You've
helped show me what love really is. You've
helped with so much more too. I could be here
for the next week saying everything you've
done and helped me. I love you so much. So
much more than I could ever explain. So much
more than you will ever know. Actually mean
so much to me. I wouldn't trade you for
anything.
by Allena Tardy June 19, 2022
by RobbieRottenxd January 06, 2017
by wdymmmmmm November 02, 2020
A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020