jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?
Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)
by Euan Haines April 22, 2024
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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia April 02, 2018
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Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.
There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.
by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020
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Jensen Mireles

When I first saw you, something changed. I
seen what true happiness looks like. I also saw
my future. And now, every time I look at you, I
see my world, my everything, my past present
and future. I see everything I want. You are my
everything. You are my world. You are
constantly in my mind. You know how to
brighten up my day just by saying hi. You are
the most amazing friend . Ur my ex but nothing would stop me from nott loving you. I could ever want.
You've truly made me happier than I thought I
could be. I am so in love with you. And the best
part is, I fall in love with you more and more
every day and with every word you say. You've
helped me do things I never thought I could
do. You've helped me be happy. You've helped
pick me up. You've helped cheer me up. You've
helped show me what love really is. You've
helped with so much more too. I could be here
for the next week saying everything you've
done and helped me. I love you so much. So
much more than I could ever explain. So much
more than you will ever know. Actually mean
so much to me. I wouldn't trade you for
anything.
Jensen mireles is an amazing person.i love uu smm
by Allena Tardy June 19, 2022
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Jensen Dagget

The Main Star of Friday the 13th part VIII Jason Takes Manhatten lives in California
Wow My favorite movie in the Friday The 13th Trilogy stars Jensen Dagget
by RobbieRottenxd January 06, 2017
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hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you
hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking
by wdymmmmmm November 02, 2020
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Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
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