Anti jackpot

When u find yourself in a condition that is unique, rare and unlikely but not desirable at all

She got 3 sons and all of them are gemini.
Damn bruh, she hit the anti jackpot.

by original.flipster July 17, 2020

Alabama Jackpot

Scoring a threesome at a family reunion.

Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.

by Sp5 October 23, 2023

Mega Jackpot

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a MEGA JACKPOT.

by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023

The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025