when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.
by satanic.apple October 31, 2016
Get the Invisible boner mug.1: When you’re having beef with someone but the other person doesn’t know/ you haven’t said anything
2: when your mad at someone and they’re mad at you but you two act like nothings wrong
“God, Taylor got on my nerves. I won’t say anything to her though, I’ll just have invisible beef with her. “
2: when your mad at someone and they’re mad at you but you two act like nothings wrong
“God, Taylor got on my nerves. I won’t say anything to her though, I’ll just have invisible beef with her. “
by Anonymousbitch17 June 13, 2018
Get the Invisible beef mug.When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!
Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
by Urban humor September 21, 2017
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Get the Invisible Cities mug.Where one hides their true nature and personality in order to portray another more seemingly advantageous persona.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.
Merrill had so many inner demons that he decided it was best to wear the cloak of invisibility and keep them to himself.
Selfish bastard &-l
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by Merrill & Kierkegaard October 1, 2013
Get the the cloak of invisibility mug.I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.
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