Invisible Bluetooth

A device often found in a homeless person's ear, undetectable to the naked eye.

Jeff: Dude, you see that hobo talking to himself?
Bob: Must be invisible bluetooth.

by pTerodactyl123 October 27, 2008

invisible hand

A group or organizations influences that are most likely unknown to any members not in the group.

The invisible hand of CSH

by Fotios June 10, 2004

invisible hand

Economic term originated by some guy who I forgot claiming that there's an invisible hand guiding consumers to make the best descisions for the economy.

We may be in a depression, but it's only a matter or time before the invisible hand fixes things up.

by Burgermeister June 10, 2004

Invisible Guitar

Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.

which you know you want to buy.

Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.

No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.

by te fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? November 10, 2009

invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.

Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.

by Aphik April 29, 2011

Invisible Exclusion

The kind of exclusion that is not tangible, or expressed in words. Its institutionalised and inherent in cultural/social norms. It may not be immediately obvious and sometimes subconscious. Sometimes it can be more to do with how something was said and not actually what was said.

Invisible Exclusion:

“The kind of exclusion that not tangible, or expressed in words - Getting turned down for a job application although you qualify and give a good interview and being told you are not suitable”

Or

“The exclusion of people that isn't immediately obvious (but kind of is) - "Well of course we're not selectively not-hiring people from Ballymun, they just don't have the qualifications." "I don't dislike him because he's black, he's just oversensitive about all my racist jokes" "I don't hate her because she's a bender, I just don't want her being gay all over my personal space etc.”

by Tazzymagorical January 30, 2014

Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016