internet

A series of tubes. Can become clogged, but that can be remedied by a lotto ball.

"...The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

-The Eloquent and Wonderful Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by axbesm_starr July 14, 2006

internets

See: serious business

The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.

by blazelust December 12, 2008

Internet

What you're fucking using right now, you dipshit.

Oh, look at me! I'm using the fucking internet to look up the definition of internet! Blarkghjbjasnd; fuck youuuu

by Cheney October 21, 2007

Internet

A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia.

All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. All the major news outlets have websites that have free or subscription access to news.

You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up.

The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.

I can look up stuff on the Internet using Google.

by shadowhawk September 16, 2004

internet

pornography's best friend

Tom:I looked up porn on the internet
Jack:What else is the internet good for

by moraun March 3, 2005

Internets

Something that George W Bush hears rumors on

I hear there's rumors on the, uh, Internets

by mightybob50 August 7, 2009

Internet

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.

My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.

by Cloud November 16, 2003