Interstate 76 (Western)

One of two interstate highways with the "76" designation (the other being in Ohio and Pennsylvania with about 3 miles of Jersey mixed in), this is an extremely boring nowhere freeway. Its sole purpose is connecting Denver to Chicago and Omaha (via Interstate 80).

It runs from Interstate 80 at Big Springs, Nebraska, through absolute nothingness for 180 miles, and then ends at Interstate 70 in Denver with NO WARNING. Without knowing it, you are now on Interstate 70, heading west towards the potentially dangerous Rocky Mountains.

"Well, kids, here's Interstate 76!"

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

"Only 186 miles to Denver!"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by The Volkswagen Beatle June 29, 2005

interesting cheese

a churned milk product with the power to excite,invigorate and interst the mind of the person seeing it. Interesting cheese is especially nice on toast

Cheese with chilli's in it

by Ali January 16, 2005

interstate monkey shit

When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.

Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.

Me: hold on give a sec

**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**

Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit

Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.

Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes

by AU69 June 18, 2023

She Belongs to the Interstates

This is what you call a girl that is for the streets to the extreme. Streets are driven on, the interstates are heavily trafficked and heavily traveled and can be the cause of a lot of “accidents” such as car accidents or child support.

She ain’t for the streets, she belongs to the interstates

by CoochKilla January 12, 2021

Shashlo Inheritance

When a parent passes on their large ass to their children

"Dude, look at that poor guy...I wonder if his huge ass is a Shashlo Inheritance..."

by Billy maize August 25, 2009

real interest rate

The rate at which borrowers pay interest for money borrowed in the loanable funds market that has been adjusted for inflation. Also shows what savers earn for lending.

The real interest rate is a real one like Drake

by GermanTrumpLover69 May 13, 2018

Shelf Interest

When the types of books on someone’s bookshelves arguably gives a good insight of their personality, character, or (hidden) identity.

Jack’s shelf interest focuses on true crime books. What are the odds that he’d be a potential serial killer waiting to strike?

by Fasters December 10, 2022