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jungle economy

any underground economy that deals with illegal, grey area, or funny businesses.

Specially used in tropical zones full of digital nomads like Tulum or Bali.
I just got my driving license from your guy. So cheap, the perks of living in a jungle economy
by Wordsmithoh November 19, 2023
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economy-grade stud

A far-below-average dude who is usually passed over in favor of more "succulent 'n' satisfying" male-meat by all but the most ugly/desperate/undesirable hussies who would otherwise have little chance of getting laid.
Economy-grade studs may not necessarily be dislikable guys per se, but they tend to be sorely lacking in the "hot 'n' heavy" department --- they may have low stamina in bed and/or perspire excessively during intercourse, only cum a weak dribble and/or have to wait several days to "recharge", have a small/narrow wee-wee, be very overweight and/or older than dirt, have an apathetic/lackluster personality, etc. Extra points if they are financially-solvent, though --- at least they won't mooch off the lady they're with at the moment, plus they may even be willing to assist HER with the cost of a few groceries and/or housewares.
by QuacksO November 24, 2017
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failed economy

Also see "broken economy" Failure by design, A economy flawed from the start. Lead to ruins by those in power.
by ShowWy-D November 26, 2013
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disinformation economy

the ecosystem of adtech and martech products and services that enable bad actors to generate revenue for their fake news and disinformation operations; first coined by Nandini Jammi in 2021.
"While Facebook pushes users towards the most inflammatory content on the web, there’s an entire ecosystem of advertising platforms you’ve likely never heard of that converts all that traffic into a virtually unlimited supply of ad dollars.
We call it the disinformation economy."
by newsguardian May 20, 2024
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Slakenet Economy

(noun) /ˈsleɪkˌnɛt ɪˈkɒnəmi/

A self-sustaining economy driven by the utilization of data, browsing activity, and other valuable assets shared on the internet. In this economy, the act of using the internet serves as a means to fund internet connectivity, creating a cycle where internet usage sustains itself.
Hey Fred, we won't need to increase the budget if we switch to the Slakenet Economy.
by Slakenet February 6, 2024
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The green new economy

What aldous Huxley's book brave new world looks like in America under the squad and the progressive left
The green new economy, well that's what will happen to America, in fact, is happening, if we won't stop the squad
by Sexydimma May 24, 2021
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Martyr economy

An economic condition under which people must subsidize their living through crowdfunding and appeals to charity.
In this martyr economy, we had to go on Facebook to collect money to buy jimmy a new liver.
by Nonsensicalme July 30, 2018
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