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Gay Hoochie Boi

This is the gay version of a hoochie mama, commonly refered to as a "gold digger". They do anything that they can to get a man with lots of money to pay for their shit. Commonly , GHB's are also junkies, and most certainly have 3 different STD's at any given moment.
Passerby: Hey Cutie, you gotta nice ass, whats going on?
GHB-Billy: The Rent muthafuker, my goddamn rent.
by Bill W June 4, 2004
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Hoochie Condom

A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.
I banged this chick I met at the grocery store. I'm glad I had my hoochie condom.
by BenDover4sum April 20, 2009
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hoochie

A woman usually defined as being a promiscuous or other wise a slut. To be a true hoochie, a woman must be labled by a collection of other jealous females.
Did you see what Yolanda was wearing. All the guys were staring at her ass hanging out of those dukes. She is such a hoochie.
by javaboy January 24, 2003
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Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty
Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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hoosier

St. Louis Breakdown:

"South City Hoosier" - These are hoosiers that have all the hoosier trademarks and live south of Highway 44. Almost all of the men work in the automotive field. The women usually are the ones buying Basic cigarettes and scratch-off tickets at a South Grand gas station on Wednesday mornings while thier 7 and 9 year old kids are listening to Eminem in the Astro van.

"South County Hoosier" - These hoosiers aren't always poor rednecks. In fact, most of them own homes and have decent jobs. Look for fishing boats in the driveways, Christmas lights in May and stockpiles of Busch Light beer. Many of the men are hunters and/or fishermen and all have buddies that can fix your car. The women usually have part-time jobs, and slightly newer vans. Many south county hoosiers grew up as south city hoosiers.

"Jefferson County Hoosier" - These hoosiers are a wily bunch. Most drive pickup trucks and have boots that are heavily stained and torn to shreds. They usually start sentences with "hey man..." and all of thier stories are about thier brother-in-law. They too hunt, but can't afford to have thier deer stuffed and mounted like most South County Hoosiers. Almost all of these hoosiers are extremely conservative, and very few work in St. Louis. The women generally wear clothes from 1993 and rock 80's style femullets and bangs. Most smoke menthol cigarettes but will buy the non-menthol brands for thier 14 year old sons named Levi.

"St. Charles Hoosiers" - St.Chares hoosiers are rare sightings. They look normal, and drive nice trucks but almost always live in a home that contains wheels. They have money for stuff like Imo's pizza and Bud Light beer, but only on Saturday's or during Rams's games. They often don't even know that they are in fact hoosiers because they live in St. Charles, howvever the burger king bags on they're floorboards and Z107.7 stickers on their cars are a dead giveaway.
South City - "We went to Ted Drewe's last night"
"Oh yeah, how was that?"
"It was alright, but a total hoosier-fest!"

South County - "I was pulling out of my street and my freakin' hoosier neighbors' dog ran right in front of my car!"

Jefferson County - "Hey man do you have a copy of AC/DC's Back in Black at your place? My damn brother-in-law borrowed mine like three weeks ago, and I aint seen it since!"

St. Charles - "I met some girl at Harrah's but the minute she started talking about how she filed a restraining order against her ex, I knew I was dealing with a full-fledged hoosier!"
by Mike McClanahan January 19, 2008
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hoochie mama

polite term used by women to define other women as sluts
by Anonymous May 10, 2003
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hoochie coochie mamma

a know good women who tends to take or attempt to take every girls man.
" whu iz dat hoochie coochie mamma, wit her fatazz all up on ma husband?"
by xxgabbiexx August 10, 2008
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