Larry: "That's my fourth Slalom Lager tonight. I'm getting pretty Hemingway here.“
Steve: "Hemingway enough to get with that Tri Delt over there?"
Larry: "Hell no man!"
Steve: "Well how about that horse standing next to the Tri Delt?"
Larry: "Yeah, I'll do that. I'm pretty Hemingway."
Steve: "Hemingway enough to get with that Tri Delt over there?"
Larry: "Hell no man!"
Steve: "Well how about that horse standing next to the Tri Delt?"
Larry: "Yeah, I'll do that. I'm pretty Hemingway."
by Nicholas D November 11, 2003
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Everyone-Where the hell are you from?
Me-Hemingford, Nebraska
Everyone-Where?
Me-Hemingford, you fucker, the coolest place ever!
Everyone-Hmmm, never heard of it.
Me-Hemingford, Nebraska
Everyone-Where?
Me-Hemingford, you fucker, the coolest place ever!
Everyone-Hmmm, never heard of it.
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Person A: "Hey, did you hear John doesn't have a butt crack?"
Person B: "What?"
Person A: "Yeah, he's a hemipygic!"
Person B: "What?"
Person A: "Yeah, he's a hemipygic!"
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by SeligsOnDope May 7, 2003
Get the Hemicuda mug.The reproductive organ of animals of the order squamata (lizards and snakes). It is two sided, allowing the animal to reproduce from either side. This is especially useful to snakes, as they have no legs to assist in mounting. The hemipenis is barbed, order to prevent the escape of the female and to keep the two animals connected in the act of fornication.
To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.
To answer a common question related to the hemipenis, no, snake and lizards have NEVER fornicated in threesome.
I can never eat lox and bagel again because the snake's hemipenis looked like smoked salmon with barbs.
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A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.
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"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"
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"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."
"But you're white and he's black..."
"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"
"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."
"But you're white and he's black..."
"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"
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