as mad as a hatter

This goes back to the time when the people in the hat industry wound up with mercury poisoning due to the process of manufacturing the felt for hats.

He is as mad as a hatter,

by WDD2 May 25, 2016

Mad Hatter

The act of defecating on your partners head whilst they are sleeping. Upon waking, the person will notice the steaming turd and immediately become mad - hence the term "Mad Hatter"

Sharlene really annoyed me by not giving me head last night, so I dropped a Mad Hatter on her! Looks like I wont get head tonight either !

by The St Albanz Hatter January 3, 2010

the mad hatter

While a man lays on his back on the dining room table as if he is the centerpiece at a tea party, a woman comes up and puts her vagina on his head while another man tea bags the first guy while shoving a cupcake in the girls face.

Man, last night at the tea party, things got so crazy "the mad hatter" showed up.

by Thegang2 December 26, 2013

brown hatter

it's the man who has is penis in the dude's ass in anal sex

whilst i was being rimmed there was some brown hatter goin in 4 the kill

by lewi_is_aBAAADMAAAN!!! June 13, 2005

Hatem

THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET
STAY AWAY FROM HIM!

L hatem

by everyonehateshatem April 12, 2022

hattery

Derived from hate, battery.

Hattery describes the life of an electronic device; a cell phone in particular. Due to incredibly inconvenient times of failure and the apparent constant need to be recharged, the word 'battery' is quite the overstatement pertaining to the power source of these frustrating devices.

You : Hey, can I borrow your cell phone to make a quick call?
Me : Sorry, but no. Fucking hattery died, of course.

by fauxnature July 1, 2008

hatters

Someone who doesn't have a life so they hate on u to make it seem like they have one.

I don't like hatters because they think they r all that.

by Ariel thompson November 28, 2007