Mitchell Hastings

god's reincarnation,if you question his might he will press the nut button

Mitchell Hastings: geez that cunt is so cool he's a mitch games 247 he is like Mitchell Hastings
@Mitch games 247 on youtube

by Mitch is a freak February 13, 2019

Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021

Stephen Hastings

A slightly less-common word for "Incredibly hot babe who also happens to be hot and chill. He wears the slickest clothes and eats at the chillest restaurants. He is friends with the hottest dudes. Imagine being anything other than a Stephen Hastings in 2018 LUL."

It is a less-common variant of the above, but still widely used in general speech.

That beaver is an absolute Stephen Hastings. Look at it roar.

by kitLUL May 4, 2018

Hastings Muchunga

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer and psychic stalker who is also known for psychic stalking

Hastings Muchunga is a Psychic spy or Remote Viewer

by Ichigobossu June 20, 2025

Hast

The handpuppet lord of the hidden world and figure of worship within the hastinian religion formed 2013 in northern sweden

The Hast shall claim thee all, have you seen the Hast and his unlimited power

by HastMessiah October 9, 2025

hastings girls high school

The place that gay kids are made. A queer factory if you will.

"Do you go to Hastings girls high school?"
"Nah man, I don't swing that way"
"Of course you do! You're either gay or you're lying "

by Tastethelezbo June 22, 2016

Hastings kick

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.

He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.

by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024