Hastings

staring inappropriatly for a long period of time at the breasts of a woman during conversation.

"Dude, I totally got caught Hastings that chic"

by the hastings October 16, 2008

Hastings, Minnesota

Southeast of the twin cities, greatest place ever.

We need to move somewhere better.
Where?
Hastings, Minnesota.

by hastings<3 May 23, 2011

harhing my mellow

when a person is fucking with your high

"fuck off, your harshing my mellow"

by Ricky_Slate April 5, 2004

Diane Hastings

To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.

Friend: How was your date last night with Diane?
Brian: Man she totally Diane Hastings that blowjob last night.

by blackdragon9229 April 8, 2011

Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.

The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

harshing on my mellow

stressing someone out

A guy walks by and says to you "you are a wuss and I know you can't pull off that trick on your skateboard". Your response is "that dude just did some major harshing on my mellow".

by wattawatta July 22, 2009

hastings

A retail store that pot heads, crack addicts, thieves, emo kids, little old ladies, and DVD rental stores that went out of business go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.

A retail store that drug users, thieves, emo kids little old ladies go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.
GSA : "How's it goin'? Thanks for comin' to hastings!"
Customer : "I got some stuff I want to sell you guys."
GSA : "OK, Lets see what you've got here...Ma'am are you sure that you want to get rid of all 27 copies you own of Tremors 4 and this Jessica Simpson CD?"
Customer : "Yes, and I need whatever I can get in cash, because" (...this is where said customer explains for 3-5 minutes why they need to sell so many copies of the same item. Why they need the money. The reason they will be in next week with 20 more copies of some other movie that nobody wants to watch.)

by Etinerub Nav April 15, 2008