Hannah is a kind and loving person she is the best friend you could wish for she helps deliver 9 puppy's and stay up with you all night . she might be weird and annoying at first but thats because shes tired and shes a butt face. she is the best thing a man could dream for but i'm her cousin writing this for her 15 birthday because i love her but if she had a boyfriend or i could get one for her i would get her a boyfriend but she is kind, pretty, awesome, lit, loving, weird, annoying, but shes my favorite cousin. I love you Hannah banana, love elli
man 1 ; is that Hannah
man 2; yeah man thats Hannah she's new here
man 1; i like her
man 2; you wanna date that
man 1; yeah she sweet smart and loving
hannahs cousin; sorry guys but y'all aint dating my cousin not till you sign the paper work sorry boys
man 2; yeah man thats Hannah she's new here
man 1; i like her
man 2; you wanna date that
man 1; yeah she sweet smart and loving
hannahs cousin; sorry guys but y'all aint dating my cousin not till you sign the paper work sorry boys
by sup homeyes August 20, 2019

Hannah is the best girlfriend known to mankind. I'm very lucky to be with her and if you are reading this I love you.
Hannah is a thickie
by Hannah's current boyfriend November 24, 2019

Hannah is a fucking goddess. You will never meet someone as absolutely amazing as Hannah. If you meet this girl never let her go. People say perfection is impossible but Hannah is the exception. Hannah, you go girl!
Guy 1: “I am joining a cult to worship the goddess Hannah!”
Guy 2: “OMG that is the most brilliant idea I’ve ever heard!”
Guy 3: “Oh you losers, I’ve been in that cult since birth, beat that suckers!”
Guy 2: “OMG that is the most brilliant idea I’ve ever heard!”
Guy 3: “Oh you losers, I’ve been in that cult since birth, beat that suckers!”
by F*cking Goddess November 29, 2019

by Lg.haha May 26, 2019

by :)hey:) October 15, 2016

Hannah is cosmic diarrhea.
by buttweasle December 30, 2016

by Bunny13648 January 14, 2008
