Brown Handle

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle

Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.

by MJ2445 July 8, 2011

Handle Gripper

A derogatory term for a homosexual man; relating to, gripping/holding a penis.

-Did you hear that Michael is a handle gripper?
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka

-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.

by An popsicle October 3, 2018

Happy Handle

A long ponytail on a women's head great for pulling when having sex.

Jeff: Man do you see Brooks happy handle.

Sam: Yeah someone's pulling that tonight.

(guys high five each other )

by The_Leoboy July 29, 2016

Necron’s Handle

The most expensive stick in hypixel skyblock. Taken from the wither lord Necron, everyone wants his stick.

“OMG guys i got a Necron’s Handle at 103 runs!!!”

“Bro you are so rng carried.”

by blorpdorpdingledorp October 11, 2022

Turning the handle

When you turn the shower handle to hot or cold even a millimeter it will be either freezing or scolding hot

Jack: *taking a shower* Ahh!
Nathan: What’s he screaming about
Jim: he is probably turning the handle

by Evantaker January 7, 2020

Slut Handle

A Girls Pony Tail or Pig Tails used as a handle while fucking her like a dirty slut. Or, used as a lever while getting head from same.

That girl was hot last night, I went deep in her ass and she tried to run, but I had her by the slut handle so tight I almost broke her neck.

by DonJuanDeLaNooch April 10, 2011

bitch handles

when emo/scene girls have long hair over their ears, their called bitch handles (as in many of their pictures you'll see girls holding a chunk of hair. aka bitch handles)

"did you see that emo girl on myspace? she had serious bitch handles"

by SceneKid665 October 29, 2007