Grip and Grunt

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

by MrZero July 11, 2009

Grunt Sculpture

Another way of saying feces

Man, after all that Mexican food, I fashioned quite a grunt sculpture.

by Turdd September 5, 2007

link grunt

a noise made by link from the legend of zelda

Link grunt,Link grunt,Another link grunt,(Is there an urban dictionary definition for link grunt?)

by thelordofthesucc May 6, 2018

grunt work

Simple-minded, repetitive and some times redundant work.

Using a lawnmower can take the grunt work out of pruning the lawn. ;)

by CDB March 19, 2004

Grunt Fish

To take an extremely large and odorous shit while grunting profusely. Diarrhea does not count. A continuous terd is preferred. The more it is shaped like a fish the better.

What was that awful noise in the bathroom?

Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.

by Head$hot January 12, 2009

have a grunt

Making fuck, having sex.

"Hey, how's about we go back to my place later and have a grunt."

by Party-man December 15, 2016

Death Grunt

A vocal style, mostly used by death / black metal bands. It is a very deep guttural sound, made from the back of the throat. Bands such as Cannibal Corpse and Morbid Angel use it as their sole vocal style, while bands like Opeth, In Flames and Dimmu Borgir use it alongside a more melodic singing voice.
Not to be confused with the Screeching, with is used by bands such as Darkthrone and Cradle Of Filth (who also use death grunts).

The new Paradise Lost record has less of the death grunts that filled their early work.

by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004