Grandfathered

When you slide into someone’s DMs that you had a crush on but haven’t seen or spoken to in 30+ years.

Me: You remember Christy from high school?
Friend: yea, You crushed on her bad
Me: I grandfathered her last night on Facebook. I’m still crushing on her.

by BeeJammer March 9, 2024

Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives

Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!

by wxgharvard November 1, 2021

The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

Sweaty grandfather

When someone is sleeping with their mouth open then you start doing immense cardio to get sweaty then you return to the person with their mouth open then swing your sweaty nuts in their mouth like a grandfather clock

Yo Isaiah want to give Matthew a sweaty grandfather

by Oxinuu December 3, 2024

your grandfather

your grandfather is someone that owns you.

will smith : who owns me
dog : your grandfather does

by tofu craver January 5, 2023

7X-grandfather

Great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

My 7X-grandfather is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

great-grandfather-in-law

Spouse's great-grandfather.

great-grandfather-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024