Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

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by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016

Grunt Cunt

A woman who only dates men in service I. E. Army, Navy, Marines, etc.

Megan is a grunt cunt because she only goes out with army men for every relationship.

by M3ganm0nst3r April 21, 2014

Grunt a Stoogie

It's when you grunt out the fattest log ever known to man right after you scream in terror and pain.

Person 1: Bro what are you doing
Person 2: AHHGHGGGGAGAGGHHGGHHHHH
Person 1: Bro stop it
Person 2: AAGAGGHHGGHHHHHGGGHHHH
Person 1: Holy shit that's a fat log
Person 2: *BAM*
Person 1: Damn bro you okay? Did you just grunt a stoogie?

by StoogiePlanted November 12, 2019

grunt stick

Any stick or pole used to grab / squeeze while grunting….Grunt Stick as a result of being constipated or other wise blocked up. Can be used inside or out in the woods. Anything to grab or squeeze as to take pressure off the abdominal area.

“He was so blocked up he had to grab the Grunt Stick to get some relief “

by RdHogg November 21, 2007

Grunt (From Halo)

The minor Race of the Covenant in Halo 1 and 2. They carry Plasma Pistols, Needlers, and Fuel Rod Guns on the last level of Halo 1. They often Make very funny comments. "DEAD DEVIL" can be heard alot. A couple of shots from a battle rifle or one hit ofthe gun will kill them.

Those grunts tryed to flank us but we stuck a plasma grenade on them!

by Vinatieri 4 NE February 17, 2005

grunt a stinky

To defecate. Also pinch a loaf, lay cable, take a shit.

I have this major turd in my ass. Clear the way 'cuz I got to grunt a stinky.

by Haywood "Grunt a stinky" Youdome February 24, 2008

Grunt Ring

(noun)- Is the physical result of the sphincter making an indentation ring around a turd.

I took a dump today and it had 3 grunt rings on it.

Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.

by Cyanide Gas October 23, 2010