Goose

n.

A person who ruins all fun, who is uncool and generally awkward, which makes other people feel awkward around them.
As geese (the animal) are obnoxious, loud and on the whole annoying, they are the definitive anti-bro who goes against all fun-having.
Bro1: So I was rocking this one party the other night, man and bro, it was sweet. That is until Arthur showed up.
Bro2: Why, what happened, man?
Bro1: He called the cops as soon as we started playing beer-pong, we all had to run for it.
Bro2: What a goose!
by Sublime_bawt June 18, 2011
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Goose

An individual who tells Lies (stories).
Mack is such a goose, he said he brought all those beers to the party?!
by The Smoke Dog November 22, 2011
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That girl is a goose.

Doing the dishes is a goose.

This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.

Its hard for a goose in the world today.
by Duph! March 03, 2010
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by Fletchskii October 13, 2011
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Goose

A complete wet blanket.
Cornball.

A prepubescent kid that had zero friends as a child and decided to join a frat and give himself a nickname.
Cool story bro but you know he does in top gun right?
Ben. You being a total Goose right now.
Stephen Glandsberg and Goose are synonymous.
by Z Maddy July 12, 2018
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Goosed

Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
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The most horrid, vile creatures on the planet. They are conspiring against us and are murderers.
Ex.1 “If you got a pet goose I’d kill you and then myself, for you have failed.”

Ex.2

“Fuck, a goose.”
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