Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

the garden gnomes

a fictitious band in rock band 2 named after two teenage girls on late one night while playing said game.
the two "band" members are named Gnelle and Gnette and wear matching hairstyles, pants (in varying colors), and top hats.
no one knows about it except said teenage girls, and they are constantly making a joke of it.

"Oh, that make-up style is totally something The Garden Gnomes would put on."
"I hear that, Gnette out."

by sydney_elise February 15, 2009

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023

Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless

Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”

by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025