One thousand dollars. Originates from 1G. A Gerber is a baby stack of money on its way to growing up to become a million dollar man. Can be shortened to Gerb.
by Harshmallows January 31, 2019
Why is that Gerber a pain in the ass.
by Smalldick3 January 13, 2024
A Gerber referrs to a person who is similar to that of a baby because of their weak strength or child-like character.
James: Yoo why you keep crying like a lil baby.
Z: Cause he a Gerber!
James: Haha. You just made that up?
Z: Yeah bro I'm a trendsetter.
Z: Cause he a Gerber!
James: Haha. You just made that up?
Z: Yeah bro I'm a trendsetter.
by Zwavvy December 16, 2018
When a homeless guy dips his balls in honey and takes a shit on a dead raccoon and fucks it while screaming stinky gerber stinky gerber
by Hidden gerb March 02, 2020
The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022