Genetical

Somebody who is genetically lucky and naturally beautiful.
Genetics + magical
"Dang bro that girl has had so much plastic surgery, she's too perfect!"
"Nah man, Carly is all natural- she's just a genetical girl!"
by froogpeopleunite March 26, 2024
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genetic suicide

Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.

Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.

The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.

These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.

So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"

"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
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genetic jungle

An adjective, to describe an individual as a fuckin Animal. To describe someone who is ballistically, indescribably on edge in which suprises one mind on the amount of chaotic energy one presumes. Also to describe a fuckin retard.
- When this inbred honkey-muppet son came to me talking on some crazy special needs shit, all I can think to myself is “That boy’s a Genetic Jungle
- After seeing Johnqurious Johnson Jr. Punch the basketball coach in the face, the college scout said “that boy is a Genetic Jungle”
by CNastyCSwiggs December 17, 2024
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Postmans genetic slop

Postmans genetic slop
I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop
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Genetic Roulette

So basically it's the act of serveral men (no specified amount) all ejaculate into one bucket, which is then stirred together. Then with a willing woman, she is given the "genetic surprise", and then after her 9 months of pregnancy in which all of the men were dreading and anticipating, they take a DNA test to see who the baby belongs to. The person who is deemed the father then "loses", and is therefore legally obligated to care for the woman and child, and is not allowed in following rounds (unless they are a betting man). Continue on without the loser until there is one person remaining, the true winner of Genetic Roulette. Keep in mind, everyone should give consent to this. The reverse of the game can be done too, where if several men are all in love with the woman, whoever gets her pregnant first is them the winner, as if a way to choose her partner.
She said she's willing, who's ready to play Genetic Roulette?
by Piratekingpotatoslayer January 10, 2024
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Genetic Communism

Unwillingly being forced into communism by genes. Forced to share genes.
“She was born in Alabama, how can she stand genetic communism?”
Genetic Communism is the common cause of problems.”
by callieCa August 02, 2019
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Waste of genetic material

look at that absolute waste of genetic material talking to his cousin on discord
by SantasSpy November 02, 2019
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