alan garcia

Former Peruvian president known for being sketchy, corrupt and fat.

Alan is known for escape from Peruvian justice several times, have received a big bribes and released drug traffickers and corrupt people in his period leading country.

Alan Garcia ruins country in the '80s. During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks and numerous human rights abuses.

Alan Garcia fuck up Peru twice

by Popy Olivera November 22, 2018

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Ms. Garcia

Ms. Garcia is an english teacher at me school. She's really nice but doesn't like people going off topic like I am. (I'm in her class right now) She teaches 7th grade english and she has a brick wall in her classroom that is just paper.

Ms. Garcia gave me an F when I submitted a chinchilla picture for my final draft.

by seantehswan February 22, 2022

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Nico Garcia

When a man penetrates a man through his anus. And the person being penetrating is peeing and vomiting at the same time.

I just did the Nico Garcia

by Frenchduck May 10, 2018

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Alec Garcia

Light haired midget with no real friends

“Oh man that guy is suck an Alec Garcia

by Bruh this is gay October 6, 2021

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Matthew Garcia

Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...

He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...

Everyone: Wow Matthew Garcia Just Made History...

by Barney Barney December 14, 2020

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malena garcia

A Malena Garcia is someone who is not loyal. They don’t understand what it means to make a commitment and stick to it. Often times they lose friends quickly because of their prickish nature

“Dude have you seen Kenzie?”
“No why?”
“Because she was acting like a total Malena Garcia”

by Bxtter_Bxtch March 13, 2023

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