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Jasury Garcia

Everyone calls her a hoe which she is. She is also known as Mia Khalifa. But she is also caring and sometimes loud.
Man that Jasury Garcia is a very nice person.

She's loud though.

Good point, makes her from a 7 to a good 5.
by Stoopid751 June 4, 2019
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Ms. Garcia

Ms. Garcia is an english teacher at me school. She's really nice but doesn't like people going off topic like I am. (I'm in her class right now) She teaches 7th grade english and she has a brick wall in her classroom that is just paper.
Ms. Garcia gave me an F when I submitted a chinchilla picture for my final draft.
by seantehswan February 22, 2022
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alan garcia

Former Peruvian president known for being sketchy, corrupt and fat.

Alan is known for escape from Peruvian justice several times, have received a big bribes and released drug traffickers and corrupt people in his period leading country.

Alan Garcia ruins country in the '80s. During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks and numerous human rights abuses.
Alan Garcia fuck up Peru twice
by Popy Olivera November 22, 2018
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penelope garcia

penelope garcia is the best person ever, she is in criminal minds. she is the most loveable person ever and she can do no wrong. everyone feels loved and safe around her
person 1: i think taissa farmiga is the best person ever

honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?

honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her
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malena garcia

A Malena Garcia is someone who is not loyal. They don’t understand what it means to make a commitment and stick to it. Often times they lose friends quickly because of their prickish nature
“Dude have you seen Kenzie?”
“No why?”
“Because she was acting like a total Malena Garcia
by Bxtter_Bxtch March 13, 2023
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Matthew Garcia

Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...

He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...
Everyone: Wow Matthew Garcia Just Made History...
by Barney Barney December 14, 2020
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Wyatt Garcia

I will admit it now, this is the Wyatt I described before.
One thing, he needs to listen to hold me while you wait by Lewis Capaldi to understand how deep things run for me.
Another thing...

Wyatt is a nice kid. I love him no matter what he'll say. Swear word or not, he matters to me a lot. Wyatt reminds me of a lot of my friends, the good ones, and the bad.
No matter what he'll do, I can't let him go. He's a sweet kid, and if he likes another girl, I will let him go. As long as he's happy, I'm happy.
Yes, this will come off as sappy, but I don't care. As long as he knows the truth.
Wyatt Garcia is the reoccurring daydream.
The reoccurring dream during the long sleepless nights.
Wyatt Garcia is someone who...
Cares about all of his friends, no matter their gender.
Knows how to be a really caring person, no matter the situation.

Plus he has some SEXY cowboy boots. :)
Wyatt Garcia may not like me...

But no matter what...

I love Wyatt Garcia.

-Zoey Dickerson
by I_am_Zoey May 10, 2022
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