Foreskin Fungus February

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.

Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

negus fagus

A spell used to summon the legendary nigga of faggots

Ron: Harry summon him!
Harry: okay, NEGUS FAGUS!!

by Hellomynameiajoe February 17, 2020

fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.

Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.

by Beans burnt July 21, 2020

National toe fungus day

A day to celebrate your toe fungus.

HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.

by Toe Man Likes Toes November 16, 2019

BIG FAT FUNGUS

IT MEANS BFF

YOU ARE MY BIG FAT FUNGUS

by JenniferPVP September 11, 2020

BIG FAT FUNGUS

IT MEANS BFF

YOUR ARE MY BIG FAT FUNGUS

by JenniferPVP September 11, 2020

Toccata and fugue in d minor

a very spooky piece composed by J.S Bach. it is famous for being overoused in old horror films

person 1: let's watch some old horror films
person 2: OK
*toccata and fugue in d minor plays*
person 1 & 2 are shaking in fear*
person 1: this is so spooky!
person 2: i agree

by DabibestboiOGG July 13, 2021