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edgar friendly

Supporting character in the movie "Demolition Man" with Silvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, played by Dennis Leary with his usual abrasive style. Example quote:

According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?
I don't know why they are insisting on an example for this. You don't run around saying, I got abe-lincolned do you? Ok, how about this: The other day I was walking down the street and I met Edgar Friendly. He proceeded to pull from his bag a large phallic object, a can of whip cream, two clothes pins, some ice cubes and a tube of preparation H with the applicator already attatched. He then proceeded to abe-lincoln me.
by Ebola Boy June 16, 2006
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gay friendly

tolerant of people who are gay or lesbian
by Ron Beacom May 23, 2008
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Friendly Dugtrio

When you are in the middle of drawing a penis you switch it to a friendly dugtrio due to being about to be caught
Samuels: that better not be a penis your drawing in my book
Joel: It's not, its a Friendly Dugtrio!!
by Friendly_Dugtrio_Creator May 26, 2009
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friendly bump

When you softly bump another car, and then it ends with someone fighting you over insurance claims.
"Remember when I friendly bumped your car man?"

"You fucking friendly bumped me! I'm gonna punch the shit out of you!"
by Jget7 April 15, 2014
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Friendly

A nice way of saying slutty. Often followed by "if you know what I mean".
" I heard that girl is very.... friendly if you know what I mean.
by frenchie121212 October 28, 2013
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Environmentally Friendly Shit

A shit that requires no toilet paper.
Kid 1: "That was quick"
Kid 2: "I know. It was an Environmentally Friendly Shit"
Kid 1: "That's awesome"
by scooterkenny June 16, 2011
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Friendly Fred

A fart that tickles the back of your ball sack while you are sitting down.
"I felt a huge fart coming in the middle of class, so I leaned back a little, and I felt that Friendly Fred tickle the back of my ball sack!"
by MrFancyPanys612 December 21, 2008
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