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Worthless

Someone/thing that has no value, sentimental or tangible. If it was gone, no one would notice.
John is worthless.

Alec is worthless.

Chuck Norris is not worthless.

Donald Trump's mom.
by derekhehehehe February 5, 2012
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Worthless

Nobody or Nothing. Nobody is worthless. Quit telling yourself that you are. Everyone/ Everything has a purpose in this world. If there is something just sitting there, doing nothing. That objects purpose is to do nothing.
Worthlessidk what to put in here so yeah
by _ariix_ April 1, 2015
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Urbandictionary is as useful as a well-written on bathroom wall.
by Kenny Dixon November 26, 2004
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Fortress Forever

A free Half-Life 2 mod created to be a source version of TFC. Has a player base of about 8 people, most of which are typical 100lb virgin nerds that play obscure HL2 mods like its a profession and/or sociopaths.

There are only 1-2 active servers at any given time. One of these servers is an OvD pickup. 95% of the time this server is full of lonely virgins and dev's who masturbate to each others KDR's. They also spend way too much time in an IRC channel that eerily resembles that of an AOL homosexual dating chat for middle-aged men.

This game is fun if you know what you are doing, but don't actually expect to play this game because:

1. You are already banned from the only active server(Old Timers).

2. If you do find an active server, the three players in it will be playing some obscure conc map, so they can suck each others e-peens(you can't conc anyway).

3. If for any reason statements 1 and 2 do not apply, and you find yourself actually playing Fortress Forever, you will be pwned off of the game by the: "pro's", racists, sociopaths, lack of updates, and/or Scuzzy.
"Last night I played Fortress Forever for the first time in my life, I played as a pyro. This player named Angry Bob started calling me faggot non-stop on his mic. I cried and rage quit for good."

-Typical FF n00b

"Dude, did you see that conc that was awesome I am TOO GOOD."

-Typical FF pro(virgin)

"I was banned from OT for saying hell."

-Typical FF player
by wildturkley May 10, 2011
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Team Fortress 2

A first-person shooter made by the gaming company Valve. It is available on PC, PS3, and Xbox 360. While it used to cost money it is now free to the public.
I have over 50 hats in Team Fortress 2 :D
by Texasboy9753 January 5, 2013
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Worthless

Having no real value or use, in this case, its used to extremely express your perpetual disapproval towards someone who is not in the same cultural sub-group.
When your classmate says they have not watched The Lord of the Rings trilogy and with posh disapproval, you respond with nothing but the word Worthless.
by TIMMMMEHHHHH2 July 4, 2018
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Cock Fortress

The opposite of a cock block a cock fortress is someone that helps you avoid someone you don't want on your cock
BH totally tried to hit on you after class luckily Kirsten cock fortressed it hard core
by Schnur December 15, 2008
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