Drug fluffer

Someone who keeps the pipe, (bong), or (whatever apparatus being used to smoke,) hot, while smoking. Reason being, maybe, that a person is driving.
I need you to be my drug fluffer while I drive, so I can pay attention to the road.
by Shelle.belle October 17, 2021
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Fantasy Fluffer

Any person invited into a fantasy league who has little knowledge of the sport that the league is based on. They are usually invited to fill empty league slots, and are usually taken advantage of during the fantasy season by the other players.
I just traded Sam Bradford to the Fantasy Fluffer for Adrien Petersen.
by thachsn1 July 26, 2016
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Cop Fluffer

Someone that will do anything to associate with police officers or be friends with one because they can't become a cop. Basically, they blow any cop they find because they idol worship them.
A: "Matt just bought a 1998 Crown Vic police interceptor because he's in the Junior Police Academy"

B: " He is such a Cop Fluffer."
by baghdadmp June 20, 2008
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tennis fluffer

A tennis hitting partner; someone who helps in preparation for the 'big match'.
I'm heading to the US Open. I think my odds are great and my tennis fluffer is just fantastic...
by YAWA January 31, 2020
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Facebook Fluffer

The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.

To make up lies to make your self feel better.

To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.

"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.

Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
by Capa March 28, 2013
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muffin fluffer

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina
She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.
by FLJ August 8, 2006
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In-Law Fluffer

A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.

In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.

Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.

Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.

Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
by MonkeyLordGarth November 29, 2011
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