limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.

Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.

by Kobayagi September 9, 2007

Ram Fisted

to be fisted really hard like your getting punched in your butt hole

last night my boyfriend lucas ram fisted me so hard

by icehogassiasin February 19, 2012

Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018

Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach

In his worldwide best seller Professor Walczak states that a species who prohibit their ability in order to help an individual among the species will rank lower among other species. Professor Walczak uses the example of 5 organisms with 1 of them not being able to survive independently. On moralistic grounds, the 4 organisms - instead of adhering to what natural selection is and ultimately letting it die - they help the organism meanwhile limiting their own potential. In conclusion Professor Walczak states that thought the 4 fully functioning organisms themselves thrive individually, due to the 1 organism being a limiting factor, it weighs down the rest of the group.

Have you heard of "On the Origins of Species" by Charles Darwin?

Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.

by Ruling Council of Minecon December 22, 2022

tight fisted

to be unwilling to lend money or spend money on a freinds behalf

John: Bob can you pay for the taxi ive run out of money?
Bob:F#@k off im not paying!
John:you tight fisted git!

by joe sggolb June 25, 2007

Double Fisted Monkey Style

A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.

"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."

"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"

"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."

"That stupid son of a bitch."

by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011

fittetryne

Norwegian for "Cunt-face". Used as a curse word.

Ditt jævla fittetryne!

You fucking cunt-face

by Spamogdrit January 17, 2007