When you're performing sexual activity with a female and you nut you take the condom and put the condom in her ass and she farts hopefully it blows out of her ass and gets jizz everywhere
by Iwannabeacowboybaby November 01, 2018
Girl: Hey babe I just got the 8 packs of poprocks you asked me for, what else do you want me to do?
Boy: Give me a Myrtle Beach Firecracker and suck on my royal jiblets.
Boy: Give me a Myrtle Beach Firecracker and suck on my royal jiblets.
by Johnalbertnatelesliejamesjacob April 26, 2012
Cool your firecracker
by RAC.CHA. July 30, 2023
Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
by Stupid Af July 05, 2021
A 3 elixir card from the popular game Clash Royale that plays the role of an anti swarm that is unlocked in spooky town (arena 12.) But because Clash Royale is the 7th layer of pay to win hell, it is common to see people running around with evolved firecrackers like a kid with down syndrome in the Walmart freezer isle almost every game as early as arena 8. The moment your opponent places down an overleveled ass evolved firecracker in arena 8, you might as well throw your phone into the ocean because the water has a better chance of playing the game and winning than you.
Free to play sane person: You play Clash Royale? What deck are you running?
Mentally retarded gaylord: I'm utilizing an evolved, technologically advanced, pyrotechnic-based card assortment🤓.
Free to play sane person: What arena are you in?
Mentally retarded gaylord: Arena 10 and I only spent $900 on firecracker🤓!
Free to play sane person: *Loads shotgun*
Mentally retarded gaylord: I'm utilizing an evolved, technologically advanced, pyrotechnic-based card assortment🤓.
Free to play sane person: What arena are you in?
Mentally retarded gaylord: Arena 10 and I only spent $900 on firecracker🤓!
Free to play sane person: *Loads shotgun*
by 9/11 jenga ad January 03, 2024
by CreepieCat October 23, 2020
Firecracker is a bitch ass card in Clash Royale which sometimes you just want to go up to her and do the Will Smith slap due to her fucked up dodging skills. If you use this motherfucker, you probably have no family since you probably use Mega Knight and Electro Giant in your stupid-ass deck too (No wonder why your dad left). This card is only used by gay bitches who hate their life and want to commit suicide. If you see a useless piece of shit using this card, you might as well feel bad for the motherfucker since it has no other option in life other than using this douchebag card that needs a nerf. They have no bitches and are a virgin. What a way to live life.
by shithead ♛ July 27, 2022